Thursday, August 27, 2015

I Found the World's Best Flexibility Training Tool

Short and sweet - at age 75, I need to stay flexible, limber, agile. 

I have, in my possession, in my home, the world's best flexibility training tool.

It doesn't require electricity; it doesn't run on batteries or wifi; and it doesn't have any heavy mechanical parts or face-slapping elastic bands. 

It's called a cat. 

To avoid killing myself, breaking my hip, or twisting various parts of my body out of whack, I must quickly adjust my stride, my step or various other bodily movements to avoid stepping on a tail, a paw, a head or a belly. 

It is amazing how efficiently it works.

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